August 4, 2008

Vegas Baby! Vegas!



Paul Pierce was in Vegas for the weekend and ended up getting pulled over for suspicion of DUI. Luckily he has connections eehh (bloods.) and got off with a warning. Ending up having the cops send him home in a taxi caband a valet taking his ride home. Luckily there are bigger stories in Beantown with the Sox or this could be cannon fodder for the rat bastard media hounds. Whatever happened to "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas??"
Paul Pierce is on a whirlwind alcoholic hazed tour of the world with MVP trophy in hand while team U.S.A. is ripping up the competition. Hopefully Kobe, Lebron, D Wade, and Co. are all too tired after kicking slovakian ass this summer for next season. Because this behavior is acceptable for a month, but three is pushing it. Comon Paul.
It must have been the MVP trophy glued to his left hand that was making him zig zag all over the Vegas Strip like Dale Earnhardt on his last ride.
Dude please get a cab or limo next time. You obviously have the dough.

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