Things I know because the News tells me so

Here are a couple of things I know after this the second week of February 2009.

• A-Rod is guilty of "ignorance"...if anything and he'll always be a friend forever!


• Miguel Tejada is "bery bery sawry!"


• Robbie Alomar likes to hit it raw dawg.


• Robbie Alomar "allegedly" has The AIDS.


• Robbie Alomar "allegedly" was rapped by two Mexican men? Too much info.


• I'll never fully understand LOST...and I like it.


• Chris Brown's a biter. Seems he has more in common with Ike Turner or Marv Alberts then Marvin Gaye.


• I still don't believe Brett Favre's retiring. Let alone that he was hurt down the stretch. Man Up! Is there a more overrated sports star in history.


• The Pats will not trade Cassel to the Jets...Unless they offer their next 4 first rounders.
• The kid who Selma Hayek breast fed in Sierra Leone will never have a better meal in his life. BREAST MEAL EVER!
• Eddie was right it's EVOLUTION BABY!

100 Posts...Really?

And for my one hundredth post I present to you A-Rod + Roids = Too Easy. I'd like to thank A-Rod for blowing up the blog sphere with the recent news. Really A-Rod juicing...Who KNEW! Maybe that's why he liked getting freaky with American Gladiator sized strippers. Keep doing your thing A-Rod.

Now you're in the CLEAR for all the purple lip stick!

ba dum dum che! (rim shot)

Yankee fans officially have nothing to like about their star player. Red Sox fans everywhere are left to wonder about Nomar's use. Baseball fans now remove all the great moments in the game over 80's & 90's from their collective memories...Right? Somewhere in Atlanta Jamal Anderson's publicist is writing a thank you note to A-Rod.

At least he's not Chris Brown though! Too bad he'll be losing all this.