July 22, 2009

So the Pats are having Sir Elton John as the teams honorary coach when they play in England this season. Makes sense the Pats are known for Ben Coates torching the Jets, Elton sang "Benny and the Jets". I'm not even poking fun at the Tight End joke dangling out there.

July 21, 2009

Hey Steeler fan your QB is striking out with this...











While Tom Brady is busy making bacon with this...

You might want to re-think all that dynasty talk!
Did anyone else watch the celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe over the weekend? I can't be the only one who caught the giant inflatable penis girl behind Jordan on 15. MJ cool and calm under pressure as usual. It isn't every day you have to make a 5 foot putt with a giant inflaitbale fallace peering over you. Only in Tahoe do you see this kind of support.

This was better than watching Tom Watson's bid at The Open Championship and about 5,000 Levitra, Cealis, and Enzyte commercials for male enhancement.

July 20, 2009

Show Me The Money!

Can the Pats just give "Big Daddy" Vinny the contract already? The guy will play QB if he has to and if there is anything the Pats value it is versatility and "football" guys. Really this guy anchors the Pats D and everything they do runs off of Vince taking up 3/5 of the line. I'd say he's more valuable then Seymour at this point in his career and has shown he is durable. So the question is why are the Pats not extending Vince yet??? Other than Brady's knee this is the biggest story line of the Pats up-and-coming camp. Can't believe I'm talking football with the Sox half way through the season with a measly one game lead over the Yanks. With the Sox needing a bat could Wilfork add even more versatility and value to himself? I mean we know he can hit.

Just Beat It!

I think this answers the "Who Would You Rather Have On Your Team Shaq or Kobe" debate...

Teddy Ballgame

Teddy Ballgame
#9 on the field #1 in our hearts.

Simmons