What a joke! Wake me for the Pats opener!

How do you replace this in your lineup???Manny as a Red Sox:

Batting Average - 9th…………………………………..312
OBP - 5th…………………………………………………411

Slugging - 4th……………………………………………588

Runs - 10th………………………………………………743

HR’s - 5th…………………………………………………274

Piss Breaks in the Green Monster - 1st……..1

RBI’s - 6th………………………………………………..868

Intentional BB - 3rd……………………………………..128

AT bats per HR - 2nd…………………………………..14.4

With a 30 year old Canadian.