Did anyone else watch the celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe over the weekend? I can't be the only one who caught the giant inflatable penis girl behind Jordan on 15. MJ cool and calm under pressure as usual. It isn't every day you have to make a 5 foot putt with a giant inflaitbale fallace peering over you. Only in Tahoe do you see this kind of support.

This was better than watching Tom Watson's bid at The Open Championship and about 5,000 Levitra, Cealis, and Enzyte commercials for male enhancement.

Show Me The Money!

Can the Pats just give "Big Daddy" Vinny the contract already? The guy will play QB if he has to and if there is anything the Pats value it is versatility and "football" guys. Really this guy anchors the Pats D and everything they do runs off of Vince taking up 3/5 of the line. I'd say he's more valuable then Seymour at this point in his career and has shown he is durable. So the question is why are the Pats not extending Vince yet??? Other than Brady's knee this is the biggest story line of the Pats up-and-coming camp. Can't believe I'm talking football with the Sox half way through the season with a measly one game lead over the Yanks. With the Sox needing a bat could Wilfork add even more versatility and value to himself? I mean we know he can hit.

Just Beat It!

I think this answers the "Who Would You Rather Have On Your Team Shaq or Kobe" debate...

MJ - The Begining of the End

Thanks Pepsi. 6 takes. Really? Really? Six Takes! Really! The greatest entertainer that ever lived and you couldn't get this damn thing in One, Two takes? I'm never drinking Pepsi again.

Down Goes Gatti

R.I.P. Arturo Gatti. Shocking news especially after the McNair saga and tragic death. Gatti was one of the best fighters I've ever watched. Gatti vs. Ward has to be the best boxing match of the decade, if not of all time. I've never watched a more entertaining match in my life. These guys just came out and pounded the ever-loving crap out of each other and took the best the other guy had on the chin round after round. If you need proof just watch this. Talk about a real life Apollo Creed vs. Rocky Balboa. Just two guys giving it all they had. Something you never see from today's fighters who are more worried with the amount of the purse over their performance and effort. If boxing were like this more often it wouldn't be floundering to UFC in the PPV arena.

Stay Classy Fenway

How could you even debate whether this would happen? Even the pink hats have the savvy to know their roll when a legend comes back home. Hopefully Theo wakes the F' up and snags Nomes from the A's at the trade deadline. The excitement alone from Fenway reaction to bringing Nomar back would carry the Sox to another World Series victory. Thanks Beautiful!


P.S. Suck it Lucchino

America F@#k YEAH!

What a weekend for USA. There were highs like Joey Chestnuts record setting victory over arch rival Kobayashi. It was impressive but pretty unappetizing to watch. But, anytime the US beats Japan it is a great time all around. On the low end Andy Roddick lost again to Roger Fedderer in a match for the ages. I don't even follow tennis and I was watching this one finding myself rooting for Andy. What does he have to do to beat Roger? I mean even Booklyn can't take that pain away. Then came the really really lows like the loss of Steve McNair who will be missed as a class act in the NFL.

The really great news was 6 Red Sox getting elected to the All-Star game including a well deserved first time nod for Timmy. But, the greatest news of all was Sheed getting the full court press from the "New" Big Three. Somewhere Bennett Salvatore is getting his Technical Foul signals polished and shined up with a shit eating grin on his face.

This is Big MJ Big

I've been waiting for something to write about for the past couple weeks. Something big. Something really really big. Ed McMahon was big, but MJ's death is HUGE! This guy made Pop music. Not the watered down bastardized stuff you hear pumped out month after month these days but real relevant POP. If you needed a really huge huge hit in the 80's and early 90's then MJ was your man. I mean was there a more polarizing icon from the 80's and early 90's bigger than Michael Jackson? You'd be kidding yourself if you thought anyone was bigger. Unfortunately the pressure of fame took some of his best years from us.

It will be hard to explain to my kids how big MJ was. I guess it wasn't easy for my dad to explain the Beatles to me, but I somehow got it with MJ. The guy was huge, young boys aside. In honor of MJ's passing I'm just going to bring the noise the beautiful beautiful noise. Here are some of my all time favorite MJ hits.

Dirty DiAnna! - Enough said.


They Don't Care About Us - Great Drums!
Underrated 90's MJ. This song could have caused a social uprising in America. Unfortunately politically correct uptight pricks put the heat on MJ for the controversial lyrics.


Smooth Criminal - Had it's own movie and video game. Which I watched and played religiously. Nice work by Joe Pesci too.


Billie Jean - is probably MJ's most memorable video other than Thriller or Beat It. You have to love the glowing sidewalks squares. This is what every music video producer hopes to attain just once in their career a flawless video.

Shout out to BAD , Wesley Snipes, and the dude on the roller skates. This video just speaks to the awesome level MJ took video choreography to. You know you wish you had half the dance moves.

Another great video and song, for that matter, to get people dancing is The Way You Make Me Feel. I mean you put this on and panties drop period.

R.I.P. King of Pop. Eh WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Act Like You've Been There Before

You Stay Classy Los Angeles!

If the Lakers win and there's no parade did their Championship ever happen???