Thaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees SUCK!

Yankees just face it we're better than you at everything. You can't even get the new stadium thing right. You use tax payers money then gouge your loyal fans with absurd prices in a booming economy, let alone the recession toilet we're in right now. Even when you try to send a message by Plunking Jay Bay you just get the professional tip of the cap and business as usual approach from the Sox. Face it the table have turned and you are not very good at being the underdogs. I think it's time to admit you have a problem and you're living off memories and reputation from 10 years ago. This ain't the late 1990's Paul O'Neil ain't walking through that door. Literally. Just take your beating and fight for 4th place with the Orioles.

Psssst Joba you're mother's a crack-hoe.

McLovin It

I'm telling you the Celtics were sleep walking for 2/3 of that game and they still had a shot to win it at the end. Bottom line is that the Celtics didn't play well and they almost cut down the

Magic. Orlando if you think the Celtics are going to lay down and hand over this series check yourselves. That goes for you too Stan VanGundy's porn stach. The Celtics will win game 2. On top of it all apparently McLovin is a fan. I Love This Game!

P.S. anyone think that NBA playoffs commercial where Kobe takes the shot with two defenders in his face over dishing it to a wide-open Luke Walton is rediculous? It should read "The NBA...Where Selfish Pre-Madonna Happens!" Cue the piano solo.

It's Demolition Time

Honestly the Celtics are going to be tired tonight. They just got taken to the limit in a grueling 7 game series with the younger, faster, and just dumb enough to think they have a chance baby Bulls. Well this will just be another reason for everyone to doubt the heart of this team (Which I think the Celtics have displayed more this year than last. If you can imagine having more heart than the '07 World Championship team). Honestly the Magic are bigger and stronger down low. Besides Perkins the Celtics don't have anyone who can bang bodies with Howard. Honestly Howard is a specimen, but we have seen dunk champions both good and bad come and go in the playoffs.

Ultimately Perk will have to limit Howard. Otherwise I see Ray Allen continuing his strong performance in this year's playoffs. Paul Pierce may suffer the most since he looked tired in Game 1 versus the Bulls. Rondo will have to regain some of his confidence after losing his ability to take it to the hoop in games 6 & 7. I think he will and is the second most vital part of the Celtics recipe for success against the Magic. He should be up to the challenge and I don't see "Skip to my Lou" a.k.a. Raefer Allston locking down Rondo for any period of time. I'll miss Tommy Heinsohn's A++ game this round since the games will be on TNT/ESPN, but the Celtics mystic will remain.

In the end I think the Celtics will have to get some help from the 6th man. The crowd has been up to it thus far. The Gahden will be rocking and rolling tonight. It's Demolition Time!

Get the F' Outta Here!

If the Bulls don't get it the Celtics want it more. Get the F' Outta Here! Peace and Frie Grease!

Van Every Day I Do

The Sox did it again the young guys pulled them out of a hole and fought back to get another late game win. Mainly Jonathan Van Every (who's not so young) hitting his first major league home run a blast in the 10th to put the Sox ahead. Honestly when guys like Van Every and Jeff Bailey are producing this early in the season things are going good. When the Vets like Tek and Lowell (13 game hit streak) are getting into the act it just isn't fair for opposing pitchers.

Honestly Cleveland how much more can you get beat down by the Sox. This is getting pathetic. And while I'm at it the Yanks have news break about A-Rod's steroid use spanning over a decade. Really A-Rod steroids in high school. This guy is officially the biggest fraud in the history of sports. Cashman has to be taking the Sox farm system successes the hardest. I mean who else can the Sox throw out there next that will perform and get them wins? Andy Dominique...Devern Hansack...Izzy Alcantara? What do you have Cashman Phil Hughes? Really is that it? Really?

What the frick?

Now either you really love the Yankees or someone is having a little fun at their expense with some facebook Ads. Now, I have always had a suspicion Jeter took it for the other team, but this proves it. The Yanks can't even get the copy on their advertisements right how do they expect to win another World Series in the next 100 years? Either way have fun fighting the Jays and Orioles for third place again. Who Rules? Sox Rule!

By the way Jason Bay better have that contract extension signed by the end of the day. There are no excuses Theo. Just do it.

Fathers Lock Up Your Daughters!

Look out because Ellsbury-mania is going to erupt. Good was there a girl in the crowd that didn't wet themselves or throw their undies onto the field last night. What a weekend for the Sox.

FYI - Yankees your just got a sweep closed out on your asses by the 2006-07 AA Portland Seadogs. It might be time to start earning your paychecks. With the win streak at 10 and the bats on fire, even without a Papi-jack yet, look out American League the Sox are on a mission.

Bull Sh!%

Game 4 wasn't a cake walk as expected, but the Celtics really let one get away. Or should I say the Refs had a hand in this one??? Why wasn't Miller ejected for throwing a shot at Big Baby for a hard foul? I didn't know instant replay could be used to benefit the home team. It was a hard fought game, but the Celtics just were not putting it together offensively in that second over-time. Pierce refused to acknowledge he wasn't having the game he had in game 3, and missed another huge foul shot. Bet the farm he has a huge game 5. He wasn't exactly getting any calls early on and really hasn't been getting anything Lebron, Kobe, or Derick Rose would all series long. Ray Allen should have kept getting the damn ball. Rajon should have taken it to the rack at the end of the first OT and the game would have been in the C's pocket. Instead the Bulls got back in this thing. Overall the Celtics are looking at having to win 2 out-of 3 and that ain't bad. I like their chances having two at the Gahden. The Green will be out in the 6th man full force no doubt. Will the Celtics finally put together a complete performance? We'll see.

19 points, 16 assists and 12 rebounds

The only way to sum up last nights game is in statements:

• Rajon "Motha F'n" Rondo. (19 points, 16 assists and 12 rebounds)


• Chicago, You just got Rondo'd


• Baby taking Big-baby-jumpers


• PERKenstein is a Beast


• I'd say Ray Ray is Baaaaaaaaaack!


• Tommy Heinsohn, in his own words, "Wore out his seat cushion"


• Mike Gorman is still finishing off the "GOT IT!" from Ray's game winner.


• Dickerson is still trying to figure out his game notes. "The hills of Welsley?"


• Ben Gordon is on the cream? Or the clear? Right?


• Shouldn't Pierce be guarding Gordon in crunch time?


• Isn't this a "menacing" gang sign and a hefty league fine David Stern?


• Joakim is the king of all A$$ Clowns.


• Did Derrick Rose even play last night?


• Doc where is Tony Allen???


• It is now safe to jump back on the bandwagon fair weather fans.


• Game 3 "LET ME HEAR IT!!!"