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So The Dynasty Is Over

Here's a reply to my comment that the Jets should have blown the Pats out the way they (the Pats) played from my buddy who's a huge Jets fan and douche bag.

I don't know why you think it should have beena blowout. Must not have faith in your defense. Dont' be so glum. The Pats are old and done. The Jets are young, fresh, and look good.

And his reply to my comment calling Sanchez average and comparing him to Tim Couch if we're going off two starts.

Haha average huh? U must not watch much football buddy cause anybody can tell already that he's gonna be really really good one day.

Haha Silly JETS fan dicks are for chicks!

If I were a Jets fan and had to talk myself into drinking the Kool-Aid that they are the best team in the AFC East I'd be very hesitant to do so. They beat the Pats at home, finally, and I would argue the Pats have not played that poorly on offense since the days of Marc Wilson or Hugh Millen. Another reason to not get your hopes up NY is Mayo was out and the Pats D still held the Sanchez lead Jets to under 20 points. Wes Welker not playing also might have had something to do with all the dropped balls on crucial 3rd downs. But, I guess it is over and I should give up on the Pats now, because they'll never get another first down or score another TD. Tom Brady is done, Randy Moss is old, Belichick can't scheme, and the Jets are "young, fresh, and look good!"

11/22/ 2009!

Uhh Kerry...

Kerry Rhodes is officially on the crack pipe today, because he is now taking shots at Rodney. That's right THE Rodney Harrison 37. I'm not going to lie I don't understand the "Twitter", but if stuff like this goes on there it has a good shot of sticking around. Now back to the ass clown Kerry Rhodes. To say you don't respect Rodney is basically asking to be suplexed on your friggen neck by Rodney next time he sees you around town. Trash talking the Pats is one thing, but asking for Rodney to suit up on Sunday on offense just so he can annihilate your punk ass is another. You're a fool and everyone is going to see it this Sunday. Thanks for giving me and every other Pats fan a reason to watch the Pats a little more attentively this weekend.

Get Em a Body Bag Rodney!

OWNED

Man can we just skip over the ALDS first round match up with the Angels? I mean do we even need to play these games?

After another devastating loss can the Halo fans even root for a team that is destine to be the Red Sox whipping boy? Last nights game proves the Red Sox might not be the better team but they certainly have a mental edge over the Angels. I mean that pitch was boarder line, if not a big strike out, but for your manager to start the violins with his sob story you know the Angels were devastated. Sounds to me like someone is making excuses for their team when we all know Juan Rivera could have ended that one with a little hustle. Did he think this game was being played at the Polo Grounds? Jesus that was a can of corn pop up and he doesn't even dive. You got to be kidding me pal. Make a play this is a big statement game. If you want any chance against the Sox you have to make that play.

I guess that just shows why the Sox always beat the Halos. When it comes down to it winners step on the gas while losers fold like a card table. See you in September BITCHES!

Talk is Cheap Mother F'er

So Rex Ryan can't keep Brady or Belichick's names out of his mouth. Apparently this fat toad wants to go toe to toe with the Pats and their fans.

Now dude I've heard some backhanded comments, but have a damn backbone you worm. If you're going to fire up your fans with a pathetic voice mail don't defend your back peddling comments about the Pats having the better coach and QB. Believe me the Pats been looking for bulletin board material and you've already supplied them with a year's worth of motivational fodder. Have you not learned anything from the past Fuck up Mangina? Don't give the hooded one a reason to motivate. He doesn't need it he wakes up and pisses excellence and craps Lombardi trophy's, guy your in for it.

I pity you Rex Ryan and you better bring that hay maker your father was famous for when the pain comes raining down on you and your joke of a franchise. Mark Sanchez? Please that Dirty Sanchez can't hold Giselle's g string let alone Tommy's jock when it comes to poise and execution on the gridiron. They say the cream rises to the top, but in your case it goes straight to your fat ass pal.

Just Like Old Times

Granted last night was over hyped as a Pats blow out we as Pats fans certainly got our money's worth with that game. I don't know how many drives the Pats stalled on inside their own 20, but when the chips were on the table they didn't fold.

The defense especially surprised me after a dismal first half where they couldn't stop the run, lost Mayo, and made Fred Jackson look like Marsahll Faulk circa 1999. Now the loss of Mayo could have broken some teams, but not this young squad. They maned up and didn't take the loss of their defensive captain as and excuse to let the Bills walk all over them in the second half. The play of Guyton, Adalius Thomas, and Merriweather especially, got my attention. We saw a fast Pats d that maybe wasn't as experienced as it was last year or prepared, but they made up for their lack of experience by hitting the ever-loving crap out of the Bills in the fourth quarter. Shout out to Bodden for his monster hit. This team will give up points, but they showed they are capable of the bend don't break motto that had been lost over the past few years.

Now onto the offense. God Damn, was it good to see #12 out there slinging bebes. Tommy got off to a shaky start where the receivers essentially could catch swine flu if they tried. After the Bills piled on a Aaron Schobel td the Pats could have easily given in and called it a night. They certainly were not winning with the offense they showed in the first half. Come the second half though Tommy got comfortable as did Welker. Moss had a huge game and broke some ankles on his huge catch in the fourth. Ben Watson the quintessential goat of many games past finally made a big catch. But, we have always known he makes the impossible ones it's just the easy ones he seems to have a hard time hauling in. I have to say that is one of the best catches I've seen a TE make since Benny retired and that's saying something.

Overall the Pats didn't play perfect football, but they played Patriots football when it mattered. They kept themselves in it long enough to win and got a few breaks along the way, thanks Leodis! Either way 1-0 beats 0-1 and I'll take the win. As for you Susie Colber recognize a stud when you see one and don't try so hard. Jesus you'd think she was chasing Ben Roethlisburger for Christ sakes. Get with the times honey, Brady isn't even taking a second to talk to Erin Andrews if she's in a whipped cream bikini let alone your cougar ass.

You Should Dancing YEAH!

On the verge of the Pats opener I can't contain myself. I feel like dancing like Tommy at the 00:30 mark or Uncle Bobby in the following clip. The 4th Superbowl of the 2000's is coming. Can you feel it??? Ohhhhhhhhhhh YEAH! Now if you'll excuse me I need a tissue or 12.

Give Em DICK?

The PATS are who WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! They cut Dick less than a week away from the season opener. Pats fans are left to blindly agree with the move. Well I say WTF! Dick was a cog on the D and with the move to the 4-3 is there a more valuable piece to the defense then Dick? The guy can play the end of the tackle position flawlessly. As we have always knows the worth of Dick hasn't always shown on the stat sheet at the end of the day, but you'd be damned if he didn't dictate the way offenses played the Pats.

Will a top 5 first round pick be good for the Pats in the long run? Yes! Does it improve the team yes. But, as a fan it hurts to see Big Dick go. Especially to the franchise the "Tuck Rule" (and Jermaine Wiggins) single-handily dismantled. Losing Bruschi and Dick in the same year will test my loyalty to the uncle Bobby and the Hooded One. No matter what the front office does you have to blindly follow the flag and agree to every move. Well I don't agree with this one. Especially since the college crop doesn't seem all that staggering for 2011. Maybe it is too early to evaluate this one, but my current thoughts are of fury.

I guess Tommy and Moss will have to take away the pain with a 90 yard bomb against the Bills to open the season. It is so tough being a Pats fan. BooHoo! I guess I'll have to get rid of my anger like a true NFL coach would and take it out on a microphone, camera, or podium.

Time To Boat Race

With the preseason garbage over, although the gmen/pats week 4 game was a battle, time to get the Labor day drank on and go boat racing into the season. 19-0 is just a possibility it will be a reality. Make note all you Brady/ Pats haters. The hooded one can take a Matt Cassel lead team team to a 11-5 near playoff team, just wait for Tommy Terrific to take the reigns back and take us to the promise land. The job isn't finished. It is time to DO YOUR JOB!